"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"
"I know, amazing right?"
"More like amazed that you didn’t punch me unconscious."
"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"
u lucky he holdin me back bitch
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
Live Laugh Love Watch
Even a king needs to wind down.
*:･ﾟ✧Happy Birthday Ray! *:･ﾟ✧
Barry and Arin wishing Ray a happy B-day. YouTube friendships are da bes.
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
How can people think religion is not sick and wrong and a total joke lmao
This motherfuckin red panda has more upperbody strength than I do
Heidi the rabbit!
Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!
Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!