modmad:

"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"

"Toots?!"

"I know, amazing right?"

"More like amazed that you didn’t punch me unconscious."

"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"

"Deal."

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season


Live Laugh Love Watch

Live Laugh Love Watch

the-meta:

badspawn:

okay but JNPR dancing works with like every song

I lost it at almost every song.

anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

raydayton:

THE @AH_BROWNMAN EXPOSED (x)

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padalickingood:

Even a king needs to wind down. 

*:・゚✧Happy Birthday Ray! *:・゚✧

sydneybarney:

Barry and Arin wishing Ray a happy B-day. YouTube friendships are da bes.

herr-lucifer:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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How can people think religion is not sick and wrong and a total joke lmao

Omfg

kelbremdusk:

Robo princess


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Title: Gerudo Valley
Album: Super Smash Bros for 3DS
carbkingg:

This motherfuckin red panda has more upperbody strength than I do

carbkingg:

This motherfuckin red panda has more upperbody strength than I do

penumbraphantasm:

so i’ve been having a great time talking with samirows and company about permabipper au

thecuteoftheday:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

via http://imgur.com/gallery/C7wOb

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