mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends
Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.
if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge
and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking
and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER wearing pajama pants into a school building!”
and I’m just like
oh sweetheart so young and clueless
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
i just want to send this to all my friends
The guy in the white shirt at the back couldn’t handle his level of awesomeness he fell onto his knees
N-no! Get back! You are not putting me back in there! I am already out of the closet!!!
Look what I did all day!
Today was my school’s chalk walk C: and the theme was cities in our dreams, so naturally prospit and derse from homestuck fit perfectly ! Uwu
Me and three other friends did this, hehehe ~
I worked on 90% of derse, I did skaia’s clouds, I did a good third of prospit as well and we all did tons of the black background
I’m so pooped, it it was worth it and it was fun, everyone’s murals are awesome
Also if anyone else runs over these art pieces I will chew them out just as bad as I did the last person I saw do so. Seriously. Fuck you.
Also my friend wrote “honk” repeatedly on my friends arm, I’m dying
Halle-leuh! *snaps finger sassily*
All of this.
I don’t understand the stress on being “politically correct” when some people don’t like saying “Happy Holidays. I also don’t understand the anger some people feel when they’re told or the wrong holiday. I say “holidays” myself and I’m a Christian and I don’t expect people to say “Merry Christmas” to me. Hell, I’d find it really cool if someone said “Happy Hannukah” or “Joyous Kwanzaa” to me actually.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY